I fell out of a boat

while i was going 2 st kitts & nevis 4 vacation i saw a dolfin jump outta water so i tried 2 touch its nose 2 give it some food but i accidently threw it in water & it upset dolfin causing it 2 collide w my head which was looking down @ the time & it threw me in2 the ocean!!! a shark was in there & it bit a piece outta me. some1 else on cruise saw it & called 911 but it took more than 2 hours 4 a rescue 2 come so i drowned and died OF COURSE THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IF U THINK IT DID UR 100% DUMB THIS WOULDNT EXIST IF IT WAS TRUE