Once upon a time

once upon a time my wife had 2 renew her driver license. she couldnt drive 2 dmv so i had 2 take her but she kept whining so much i caused a car crash & chicago police dept fined me $1000. i didnt have that money so i made a debt and decided 2 pay it 2 weeks later. however it was already due by then so i got a year in prison. i forgot i had my hammer with me so i broke the bars. however it was the 90s where prisons had NO security cameras so i escaped easily and quietly. my wife was rite there & she got mad at me 4 breaking my jailtime & said that im a criminal & planned a divorce. we went 2 the divorce court. the city judge realised i still belonged in prison so she gave me 2 years of prison, but my solicitor said "no! no! i agree that 1 year in prison or $1000 fine was 2 much 4 such an accident. its not freds fault. its emilys fault. pls forget bout the arrest" later the judge & solicitor had a fight but my solicitor won because hes male while the judge is female. another MALE judge who didnt know about my imprisonment came & said "divorce accepted. emily u r no longer in the throwers. u r emily andersen again. fred u can go now" life was much MUCH harder without a loving wife so i thought of some ways to entertain myself. i decided that pranking my ex girlfriend that i didnt marry successfully (her name is gina) would be fun so i got up at 3 am, quietly went through the backdoor 2 her house, and sprayed pepper in her nose. she sneezed 10 times in a row when she woke up...lol but realised it was me so she did the same thing 2 me the next night. THE END T_T IT WAS VERY FUN MAKING THIS I HOPE U RATE IT 10/10 PLS DO SO OTHERWISE ITS A BAN FOR 2019 YEARS